Things you don't want to hear during Surgery
- Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
- Someone call the janitor--we're going to need a mop.
- Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
- Hand me that...uh...that uh....thingie.
- Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500 ml of this stuff before?
- Rats, there go the lights again...
- Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Heck, the guy's got two of 'em
- Everybody stand back!!! I lost my contact lens!
- Could you stop that thing from beating? It's throwing my concentration off.
- What's this doing here? - That's cool! now can you make his leg twitch?!
- I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses. - Well, folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.
- Sterile, Schmeril. The floor's clean, right? - Anyone see where I left that scalpel?
- OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.
- Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?
- Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.
- She's gonna blow! Everyone take cover!!!
- Rats! Page 47 of the manual is missing!
- FIRE! FIRE!! Everyone get out!