How to Combat Stress
- Stare at people through the tines of a fork and pretend they're in jail.
- When someone says, "Have a nice day," say you have other plans.
- Dance nude in front of your pets.
- Tape pictures of your boss on watermelons and launch them from high places.
- Leaf through "National Geographic" and draw underwear on the natives.
- Bill your doctor for time spent in his waiting room.
- Start a nasty rumor and see if you recognize it when it comes back to you.
- Drive to work in reverse.
- Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on.
- Find out what a frog in a blender really looks like.
- Tattoo "Out to Lunch" on your forehead.
- Go shopping. Buy everything. Sweat in it. Return it the next day.
- Read the dictionary backwards and look for subliminal messages.
- Braid the hairs in each nostril.
- Pay your electric bill in pennies.