ORIGINAL QUOTE
If you love someone,
Set her free...
If she comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, she never was....
NEW VERSIONS.....
Pessimist:
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If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, as expected, she never was
Optimist:
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If you love someone,
Set her free ...
Don't worry, she will come back.
Suspicious:
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If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, ask her why.
Detective:
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If you love someone,
Set her free ...
Ask someone to follow her.
Impatient:
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If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she doesn't comes back within some time
forget her.
Patient:
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If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she doesn't come back,
continue to
wait
until she comes back ...
Playful:
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If you love someone,
Set her free ...
*
If she comes back, and if you love
her still,
set her free again, repeat *
C++ Programmer:
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if(you-love(m_she))
m_she.free()
if(m_she == NULL)
m_she= new CShe;
Bill Gates :
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If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she comes back,
I think we can charge her for
re-installation fees
but tell her that she's also going to
get an upgrade.
Schwarzenegger's fans:
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If you love someone,
Set her free,
SHE'LL BE BACK!
Over possessive person:
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If you love someone
,
Don't set her free.
Psychologist:
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If you love someone,
Set her free
If she comes back her super ego is
dominant,
If she does'nt come back her id is
supreme
,
If she does'nt go, she must be crazy.
Somnambulist:
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If you love someone
Set her free
If she comes back it's a nightmare
If she does'nt, you must be dreaming.
Finance expert:
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If you love someone
Set her free
If she comes back
its time to look for
fresh loans
If she does'nt,
write her off as an
asset gone bad.
Marketing Expert:
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If you love someone
Set her free
If she comes back she has brand loyalty
Zoologist :
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If you love someone
Tag her a radio transmitter
and set her
free
You can trace her whenever you want