Quotes for the Unwed
Every man should get married some time; after all,
happiness is not the only thing in life
--Anonymous
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have;
the older she gets the more interested he is in her.
--Agatha Christie
Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that
some men should be happier than others.
--Oscar Wilde
Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.
--Scottish Proverb
I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two
years.
--Sam Kinison
A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free. --Anonymous
Bachelors know more about women than married men; if
they didn't, they'd be married too.
--H. L.
Mencken
Men have a better time than women; for one thing, they
marry later, for another thing, they die earlier.
--H. L. Mencken
"A man without a woman is like a fish without a
bicycle."
-- U2
Marriage is a three ring circus:
-engagement ring
-wedding ring
-suffering
Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.