Quotes for the Unwed

 

Every man should get married some time; after all, happiness is not the only thing in life
--Anonymous

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested he is in her.
--Agatha Christie

Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.
--Oscar Wilde

Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.
--Scottish Proverb

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
--Sam Kinison

A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free. --Anonymous

Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.
--H. L.

Mencken Men have a better time than women; for one thing, they marry later, for another thing, they die earlier.
--H. L. Mencken

"A man without a woman is like a fish without a bicycle."
-- U2

Marriage is a three ring circus:
-engagement ring
-wedding ring
-suffering

Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.

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